My fantasy-

Laying on the beach in South Africa, and a big, giant German soccer player comes up to me and want to celebrate his victory. We all know it's going to happen. Or a big, giant Dutch loser, I'll console the shit out of him. I'm hoping here that the Germans and the Dutch go head to head in the battle royale of tall blonds. There might still be time for me to fly to South Africa. In case you haven't watched any world cup games they do slow motion replays and in these slow motion replays are close ups of these soccer players legs. It will make you sweat. Guaranteed.