Thursday, November 08, 2012

Conversations with Kyle

Me: I think I may be crazy.
Kyle: What makes you think you are crazy?
[I elaborate on all the reasons I think I am crazy]
Me: And I might be an alcoholic.
Kyle: You definitely aren't an alcoholic.

I guess crazy is still on the table.

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

My love life just did the equivalent of a six car pile up.

The problem with dating multiple people is you have a lot of feelings, but you can't tell where they are coming from.  It is very easy to channel bad feelings into a relationship that you have spent less time on because you have less emotional attachment.  So the emotions seem disjointed and irregular until you really sit down and parse out what the hell is going on.

I should listen to my friends when they tell me whoever it is I have in my sights isn't worthy of my time.  If I did I don't think anybody could live up to their standards.  This might be the way to go.

Sometimes I wonder why in the hell I am always attracted to the troubled people who are hopelessly bad at communication. Then, I realize that perfectly describes me.

I have a severe problem about people avoiding telling me the truth.  It isn't hard. I do it all the time.  A simple "not interested", "not going to make it", "no", "nope", "I'm sorry, but I have no feelings for you" if you aren't into the whole brevity thing.  I would rather be told to fuck off and die than for someone to just never reply.  I mean, that is what they are saying, they just aren't taking responsibility for it.  If you are going to be a dick at least have some balls too.

Either way, I don't want to date anybody or have sex with anybody ever again.  The hassle severely outweighs the benefits.