Here are the things I want:
- A GIANT disco ball. I mean if that thing isn't as tall (or taller) than me, don't bother! Well, ok I could probably live with a 20".
- To do an L sit, a V sit while we are at it, and a front lever. I realize you can do nothing to help me accomplish this.
- A big ass tattoo of a hyena on my thigh.
- All of your love.
- For you to dress up and come to my party in a bitchin' 70's costume. Otherwise you won't be admitted and be ejected with nothing but a bitch slap.
- Flask: a cute one with a pinup on it.
That is all I can think of for now.