The color of my dreams

I wish someone could afford me already. Working is such a drag. I want to learn how to weld. I want a marine science degree. There is a ring at work, oh, this fucking thing is amazing. The smallest stone is like a carat and a half. It is set in 95% platinum. Yes, m'am. It looks amazing on my hand. This thing was made for me. It is only a little over 3 grand. Oh, if somebody would buy me a new car. That would be awesome. I NEED to be a trophy girlfriend. It is my calling in life. I'm sure of it. I am so good at vacations. Relaxing is my middle name. When will my dreams come true? Sigh.