Only Ladies and Gentlemen Please

Life is so weird.  

I can't get any work done.  

I'm living at my mom's house, staying in my old room and staying up to all hours talking on the phone.  No, really TALKING ON THE PHONE.  My life is going in the opposite direction than I thought it would be.  Oh, well.  I'm having fun.  

In the words of The Hollies, "The road is long, with many a winding turn, that leads us who knows where- who knows where".