"It's a small crime, and I have no excuse."

I saw The Departed last night. Wow! Good fucking movie. I wasn't expecting it to be as good as I thought it was. When your expectations are really low you are always pleasantly surprised. I really loved the duality of each character. The one you hate the most is the only one you can trust, the charming one is a total fuck face. It is just really great. It was like sitting on glass the whole movie. I like it when there is tons of foreshadowing, when you know what is coming, so you scoot to the end of chair and breath, "Oh, shit!"

Now for a little secret I hate to admit. I love Leonardo DiCaprio. I know, I hated him for the longest time. I always thought he was really overrated and not a very good actor. I never thought he was that attractive. I always thought he looked like a kid. Really, I think I blamed him for having to sit through that big giant shit of a movie Titanic. Good God, I didn't think I was going to get out of that one alive. I do really like his acting, and he doesn't look like a kid anymore. He plays the violent, angry, intense guy really well. And then he is there with his shirt off and, oh, yeah, okay, yeah, I really like him. Guys have it so easy. They just keep looking better as they age.

Another secret. I really like Marky Mark. I mean not his music. Some of his movies are crappy. But ever since I Heart Huckabee's I really love him. That whole brooding thing really gets to me. Plus he is really attractive and quite huge. I Heart Huckabee's almost made me like Jude Law. Still don't like him, but I almost thought he was likable. I love Entourage and that is based on Mark Wahlberg. He does look really good in that shoulder holster with his shoulders all bulgy. Oh, my! I mean look at those forearms! Wow!