How will Aquarius affect your horoscope?

I was bored so I thought I would read the Yahoo news thing.

Remind me again how the alignment of the planets helps you find antiques.

All I can think of is the scene at the end of The 40 Year Old Virgin when they are doing a choreographed dance routine to Aquarius.

"When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars"