The funniest thing I can think of...sitcom plot for sure

Preface: Wednesday, I go to Kyle's we have dinner. I burned him a copy of one episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  I think this episode is hilarious. I laughed so hard because of one joke.  I still think it's funny. It is hard to explain through this medium, because the second you write it, it kills the joke.  But, you need to know.  The Sunny episode features a black girl named Sha    Dynasty.  They say Sha     Dynasty a lot.  Then you see the name in neon and it looks like Shadynasty.  Someone says "Shady Nasty? Is that spelled correctly"?  Funny.  Real funny.  Also, I was giving Kyle a hard time because his hair was greasy and it was combed down in a very poindexter-y way.

Thursday, at 5, I get a text from Kyle that says "You're shadynasty".  My response, "No, but my hair is greasy."  (Which it was cause I had been sweating all day from working out.)

I showered and washed my hair. Then, later that evening I had a date, during which time I became drunk.  I left my phone and my wallet in the pocket of my jacket in his living room.  In the morning, when I was leaving, my jacket was hung on a rack. I thought, weird.  Whatever.

Can you imagine if his roommate went through my phone and saw that amazing text.  Oh, fuck. I can't stop laughing.  It's poetic.  I can just see that play out.  Your friend meets a girl in the alley and brings her over, no one has any idea what she is like.  She leaves her phone out, so being a good friend and roommate and quite drunk, you take a quick peak.  What do you see "You're Shadynasty."  !!!! From a guy. Then the response which, is pretty confusing.  "My hair is greasy."  Oh, jesus.  Stomach cramps from laughing.  Then of course you tell your friend later the next day.  Then Lauren never talks to him again, obviously. 


If only I could know that this happened. I swear it would make the horror of dating so worth it.  What an epic tale of miscommunication.  And and epic tale of how weird Kyle and I are. And the 3,479 reason why I will be alone forever.

Shadynasty Forever.