Me: You may be surprised to know that I spent the night with a boy last night.
Male friend: Oh. Reeeeeally?
Me: [Waiting to let that settle in.]
Me: I met him in an alley.
Male friend: [Turns away. Puts head in hand. Collects himself. Turns to me.]
Male friend: How much did you pay for him?
Me: [Laughing]
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