Went to a Party

I got home feeling really bad. I was on the verge of vomiting. Now, when I was drinking this would have been perfectly normal. Since, I'm sober now, there was really no call for it. I thought I would remedy the situation with sleep. At 8 when the cream puff woke up I felt okay. Then I went to hang out in the living room and sneezed a sneeze that made me gag. There was no going back after that. I vomited stuffing. For some reason it tasted like bacon flavor.

I think I will have to stop going to parties in order to cure my hangovers.