Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Conversations in misery

First one with my mom-

Tammy: Maybe you should get a puppy. (Indecipherable....) Help.
Lauren: Help with what?
Tammy: Getting over your sorrow over Grubb.
Lauren: What am I gonna do with a puppy while I'm at work for 8 hours?
Tammy: Well... get two.


I would name them sassafras and moonshine, or mayonnaise and mustard, or some other great pair. But I don't need two puppies right now. Though I would love it.

Next one with my friend at work:

Veronica: You look like a parakeet today, Lauren.
Lauren: Yeah I didn't really feel like doing anything with my hair.
10 minutes later after a look in the mirror...
Lauren: Yeah, I do look like a parakeet today.
Veronica: Laughter.

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