Why do you make me choose?

I always have two boys fighting over me.  One guy's name is Grubb the other is Sluggs.  I thought they were going to have a death match last night over who was going to sleep closest to me.  

Interesting phenomenon: the later I go to bed the earlier I wake up. I just really don't get it.  Last night I went to bed a 5 in the morning and I woke up today at 10.  Night before last I went to bed at 1 and had a hard time getting up at a 11.  I guess that explains how I could go to bed at 6 in the morning when I was sixteen and wake up at 7 with no problem.