How do you know if you have PMS?
When someone takes the parking spot you wanted and you immediately fantasize about going up to them and asking, "You won't be stealing too many parking spots with four flat tires, will you?"
When you look in the fridge and see the bottle of worcestershire sauce and want to drink it.
Yeah. It's ugly. Thank god for my incredible will power.
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One time my mom went ahead and let the air out of all four of someone's tires after the store her parking spot. Maybe she slashed them? I am not sure.
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