Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Conversations from real life....

My mother: What chance does [Lauren] have in relationships? She has me as a mother and her dad as a father.

Me: I'm going on a pms diet.
Kyle: Oh, yeah? What does that entail?
Lauren: Fruits, vegetables, no animal fats, blah, blah, blah.
Kyle: What about hotdogs!?
Lauren: [shakes head while frowning]
Kyle: [astonished look] Somebody is just going to have to pay the price.  You are just going to have to be mean.  You can't give up Hotdogs!

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