I am so dumb, for real.

First thing, I have a super sense of smell. I don't remember having this super power all my life. I think this is a recent development. I also think that it fluctuates with my hormones. I joked that as my hearing is going bad my sense of smell is taking up the slack. Casey said soon I would smell his voice.

That being what it is, my bathroom smells like piss to me all the time.

I knew that vinegar alone can significantly rid the carpet of dog urine smell. And for whatever reason I didn't try it in my toilet. What the fuck is wrong with me. I just now put that together. Guess what? It worked. Months. It took me months. I am so dumb. I am so dumb, for real.