Dear Walmart,

I will never spend a penny in your store. If I ever step foot in one of those shit holes again I will have to be dragged in kicking and screaming. If it was the last fucking place on earth I wouldn't even go behind the building to take a shit. Furthermore, if the poorly constructed, sweatshop shit you sell were free I wouldn't even take it.

Holy Shit! My day went south in a hurry.

P.S. Now I'm drinking wine straight from the box and it's 11:30.