It was a green Christmas

List of Christmas presents:

• Clothes Line Poles
• Shopping Bags
• Money
• HEB gift certificate
• Fry's gift certificate
• Target gift certificate
  
• Giant Bulldog Statue
• Bulldog Calendar
• Candy out the ass

I can't think of anything else. Oh, shit, what is wrong with me.

• A roasting pan that come with tongs and a baster
  
• Ice Cream Maker
• Ice Cream scoop