Without a glove, you will put it through your finger and it hurts. Bad. I have this habit of yelling fuck whenever I hurt myself. When I slipped and it hurt I said, "Fuck!" When I saw that there was a huge gash in my finger with blood coming out of it I yelled, "Fuck!" and then I just gave another "Fuck!" just for the fun of it. Of course, all the foul language is alarming. Kyle comes around the corner looking concerned.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I just cut the shit out of my finger. I'm fine. But it is deep!"
Somehow I have two cuts on my finger. Obviously that is from both sides of the V shaped cutting tool. The weird part is it didn't scoop out the skin. It is a miracle. Come pray at my finger.
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Right-O boss. Is the image of the Virgin developing on your finger - the cuts for eyes - crying blood tears?
That would be so rad.
Oh! Let me just check under this band-aid...
Nope! Just a bloody hole.
I will hunt down some middle-aged Mexican woman and see what she thinks. I think we will have better luck with that.
I bow down to thee.
Ouch!
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