[Forgettable chit chat. Somehow we start talking about Amy Winehouse.]
Mom: I think Amy Winehouse is pretty.
[shocked silence]
Me: [I can't say anything so my face has to show my horror, nausea, shock, awe, and need to laugh all at once]
Me:[Finally] She is disgusting.
Mom: Well, I think she is pretty.
Me: She is a crack whore.
Mom: She is pretty for a crack whore.
2 comments:
I will agree with you that she is disgusting NOW. But in the beginning, before the incredible amount of drugs and booze, she was actually quite attractive.
That is true. I think she was attractive before the crack.
Post a Comment