A Fairy Tale of Epic Proportions

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. One day she came home to her castle. This was her favorite part of the day because it is always refreshing to come home. Especially when she knew that there was always happy, little creatures waiting for her return. On this particular day when she walked in her beasts came running to her like usual, but the castle smelled of a furious turd. (Yes, a furious turd. A turd is furious when kicked around, apparently they get pissed when stirred up cause they go to stinking twice as much.) So the princess searches high and low, the beast little entrance was open so they could come and go as they please. There was no need to take this god awful shit in her castle. She thought it very curious when there wasn't a giant pile of furious turd somewhere. She thought to herself as she lit some incense, "God Almighty, what could that foul smell be?" She stopped noticing it after a while as she went around the castle doing the things she normally does after a hard days work. A little while later she heard a noise, a very distinct noise. Almost like someone was getting a glaucoma test. She glanced over at the little tan beast that was curled up beside her. "OH!" she exclaimed "Mother of God, Grubb, I think I might vomit!" She tried to cover her face with her lovely, princess gown and she waived her hands furiously in the air. When her prince came home he had the same reaction. Though he couldn't see his princess when he first walked in the door, due to the fact that she was at the back of the castle he called out, "Good God, it smells like turd in here!" The princess ran to him and confirmed his suspicions. There was no turd, but there was a righteous amount of horrible gas. All the castle windows had to be opened. The prince was not home for good though. He was just stopping by because he had a delivery in the area. About 30 minutes later when the prince came home for real he said that is still smelt really bad even with all the windows open. That night the beautiful princess and the valiant prince where a little afraid to go to bed. The princess is to sensitive to sleep with the windows open. There is just too much noise in the mornings. What if they suffocate from the fumes? They went cautiously and tried the best they could to use the covers as a gas mask. As the sun came up they realized they made it through the long, treacherous night.

The end.